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Next, they tried...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds