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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

The latest on the Knicks' coaching search and their interest in Jason Kidd - Marc Stein | Substack

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Where did cosmic rays come from? Astrophysicists are closer to finding out - Phys.org

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Stock futures slip after S&P 500 ends three-day win streak: Live updates - CNBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Just Forget it!

What is Alan Kay’s view on analytic idealism by Bernardo Kastrup?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Indianapolis Colts Receive Positive News On Anthony Richardson's Injury - Sports Illustrated

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Scientists Just Discovered a ‘Super-Earth’ : Atmosphere, Size, Distance… It Has It All! - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Why is the trade war between the United States and the rest of the world keeping on escalating, with US goods facing brutal boycotts from the global economy? Isn’t this horrific for US companies whose earnings and stocks are already collapsing?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Isn't it amazing that President Trump has Elon Musk in his corner and Kamala only has airheads like Taylor Swift in hers?